Mr. Incredible VS. Tighten

Description
Episode 2 - Pixar vs dreamworks! Which hero from animated films will win. One fights for the ideals of the name “hero” while the other does it to get the girl and fame.

Intro
Intel: Hero’s. Their jobs are to keep us safe and to keep villains behind bars.

Inferno: but not even they are safe from being cancelled on Twitter. Well some continue to defend us but some only wish for the reward.Those that continue include Mr. Incredible, farther of the Parr family.

Intel: and those that desire the reward are like Hal Stewart, A.K.A Tighten.

Inferno: I’m the loud mouth explosion expert and she’s the NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

Intel: let’s Finnish off this debate in a fan war fanon

Mr. Incredible
Intel: In a world, where heroes are your norm some stand out Bob Parr, seems like your average office worker. But put the mask on and you get the top of the super hero food chain, Mr. Incredible.

Inferno: unfortunately people would rather be in extreme peril then have their own super hero army. So naturally Bob was out of a job. Luckily, Bob had a backup plan. Some boring office jo-

the boss gets thrown through a wall

Inferno: oh shi-

Intel: So Bob was back out there with a brand new punching arm. With his super human strength, durability, dexterity and expert hand to hand combat. He can bench press a 200 pound locomotive and pulled a trains weight behind him.

Inferno: he uproots trees and YEETS omnidroids with a single punch and destroyed the eighth version all by himself. He compared breaking backs to snapping a toothpick. He’s literally in a league of his own being a 9.1, the highest rank and he’s the only one. Also a underwater explosion. BAH! Nothing. I can see why that other guy we replaced put him against hulk

hulk destroying a universe image pops up

Inferno: MCU HULK

Intel: I mean he’s not invincible or even close, he’s not really combat smart and has taken multiple L’s albeit getting up right after and taking victory.

Bob puts on his mask, staring into the camera

Mr.Incredible: It’s showtime!

Tighten
Intel: Metro Man. A hero, a SYMBOL of peace!But one day the hero fell to the knees of his arch nemesis, MEGAMIND.

Interno: but Big Brain isn’t really evil, he was literally brought up by criminals. He was naturally good at heart but was influenced in to villainy. Metro man was what kept him going and with him gone... yeah.

Intel: the same cannot be said for Hal Stewart. He wasn’t evil but he wasn’t a good person. He creeped on Roxanne Richie and believed he was entitled to her just because he was nice to her. But her cards fell in the romantic favour of megamind impersonating the libarian

Inferno: identity theft is not a joke, brainy smurf.

Intel: But when Megamind and Roxanne “searched” through his base, Hal was blasted up the nose with a serum that would fuse with Metro Man’s DNA with his own. Under another alias, Megamind would train him. But then everything went to s***.

Inferno: Tighten discovered that mister big brain and Roxanne was a thing and went bad.

Intel: Tighten has all the natural abilities of Super-Man. Super human strength,speed and durability, laser vision, flight and full indestructability.

Inferno: His super physique allows him to burst through brick walls, lift and throw skyscrapers and can carve his name using his super lasers multiple city blocks wide. But for every W he has in the book he has like 47 L’s. He’s a complete idiot and the same cowardly loser at heart just now behind a bullet proof skin.

Intel: At most, he’s a failure. He failed to take over, he failed to win over Roxanne, heck he couldn’t even match a FAKE metro man. He may be behind thick, unbreakable skin but where it counts .... He’s a loser.

Megamind: alright, you can take me to jail now,

Tighten: more like the morgue! Your DEAD!

Megamind: wait, this isn’t how you play the game...

Tighten: GAME OVER!!!

Just Fight
Mario flips a coin

Inferno: so we’re just gonna steal fatal fictions ideas

Intel: It looks like Bob is going in to Tighten’s turf but does that mean hes Going to lose?

Inferno: this gonna get incredible!

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Metrocity

The cyan coloured sky loomed over the city. In the streets a word was carved in that spanned multiple city blocks. That name was one that belonged to a Large frizzy orange hair, flames in the shape of a T down the white spandex covering his chest. Orange gloves, boots and a cape. The name was Tighten.

Tighten was in a sitting position in the sky. “ Man what a BEAUTIFUL view! How is THIS a monstrocity!?” Hal asked the beaten megamind laying beneath him. He began to build up a laser beam, when a voice yelled for him.

”Hey!”

Tighten stopped and turned his attention to a blonde man. He had red spandex with a yellow i in a black/orange circle imprinted on his chest. Black gloves, boots and a small black mask around his eyes. Mr. Incredible was back in action. “ This is over!”

Tighten hovered down “hmmmm yes, good argument buuuuuuut... Hyaghhh!” Hal picked up and threw a building at Bob. This ensured a conflict between the two.

FIGHT!!!

Bob caught the building and threw it right back at Tighten, when his wife elastigirl ran up to him. “Bob! We can’t use our powers! This is illegal!” “And this isn’t! Take the kids and run!“ Bob replied. “Plus I got thi-”. Before Bob finished speaking Tighten threw the building square in the chest.

“BOB!”

“I’m fine. GO!”

Bob leaped off the debris, and struck his fist down Hal’s face. Hal’s eyes glowed with burning energy. Bob had only just realised what was about to happen when he was shot 40 feet upwards and backwards. By the time he got close to the ground, Hal was already there with his fist reeled back.

Bob dodged Hal’s fist and landed a combo of punches in the face. Both get in to a stalemate, but Tighten begins to spin and throws Bob away. Mid air, Tighten flies closer and strikes again launching Bob through the town hall and out the other side.

Down on his hands and knees, Bob looks up to see the silhouette of Tighten hovering above him. “ready to give up!?” He asked the super hero. “ No... because no matter your super powers..... as long as I stand..... Your destined to LOSE! As Bob finnished, he stomped his foot down scaring Tighten.

How could this...,. Metro man faker, stand to his true power? He had just ransacked him through a building! But he still says such.... Lies!? Tighten zoomed away in fear... just as Bob collapses back on to his hands and knees. “Glad he fell for that... I halfassed that speech.”

Then a fist struck him between the eyes. He was launched ten feet away. Bob reeled his head up to see a familiar face back for more. “Super hearing! Didn’t see that coming, eh? Or even... HEAR it? Tighten taunted before breaking into laughter.

Bob rose up but got a back hand that sent him flying. “give it a rest the tricks up!” Hal threw another punch but Bob grabbed and crushed it, asking Tighten one thing

“ What trick?”

Bob struck down Tighten and got him in to a headlock. Tighten thrashes and grips Bob’s neck, throwing him over his shoulder. As Bob’s eyes open he meets with the glowing ones of Hal Stewart.

He fires into Bob’s sockets, he kicks and punches in agony as it burns through his brain, ending the life of the incredibles leader. Tighten laughs when.....

Megamind blasts him with the dehydration ray. The blue mad scientist picking it up between his thumb and index finger. He then turned his attention to the deceased superhero.

“Oh dear....”

FATALITY!!!

Results
Inferno: That was Incredible!

Intel: stop! Now Bob is definitely the smarter and has been shown to be more durable however Tighten outclassed him. He has debatable faster then sound travel.

Inferno: plus we can calculate the skyscraper is heavier then the omnidroid therefore strength is taken.

Intel: Mr. Incredible was more clear headed and the better person but the stats and abilities were stacked in his opponents

Inferno: hope the incredibles fanbase don’t MIND that the two aren’t on PARR

Intel: Just stick to incredible name jokes

Inferno: what a incredible idea

Intel: *sigh* The winner is Tighten

Advantages
Tighten (Winner)

+Stronger

+Faster

+ more abilities

- less durable

- less intelligent

Mr. Incredible (Loser)

+Shown More durable

+More intelligent and clear headed

-Weaker

-Slower

-Less abilities