Parappa vs karate Joe

Description
Episode 2: The undisputed kings of rythym and flow. It’s Parappa the rappa vs breakneck speedy punching karate master from the rythym heavens, karate Joe.

Intro
Deco: Rythym games. Karate. Flatness.

Turbo: The hell do those things gotta do with each other?

Deco: They’ve got these 2 combatant. Parappa ,the Paper thin flower.

Turbo:and karate Joe, the musical karate master.

Deco: For this battle we’re going to use the games only no parappa cartoon. I’m Deco.

Turbo: And I’m Turbo. It’s our job to find the victor of a fan war fanon.

Parappa
Deco: Parappa lives a fairly mundane life

Turbo: Well as mundane as it can get when your entire world revolves around paper Mario logic. But he’s just the run of the mill loser. A dork, A bullied mutt and overall, a underdog.

Deco: To defend himself from his continuous torture of his bullies, He went to the best karate master in town, Master Onion

Turbo: ok what the hell? So everyone’s a paper animal, but this fuckers straight up a onion on a body.

Deco: Well yes but actually.... well yeah you have a point. But master Onions teachings have had several of parappa‘s skills adapt to extreme examples. For example, Parappa survived a fall from orbit straight to earth. This is not his only feat of falling from great heights.

Turbo: Oh and there was the time he TANKED A ASTEROID TO THE FACE! While giant but still. The paper thin mutt is also knowledgeable in karate ,survived a plane crash final destination style and got electrocuted so hard his god damn skeleton was showing! I thought he was made of paper, yet he has a skeletal system? He’s aldo a speedy little shit too. Not like speed as in the drug, though that would explain the ridiculous idea for a game.

Deco: Parappa has managed to avoid magical missiles and is pretty light on his feet. Parappa has a arsenal filled with things that in his universe is fairly impressive but to a mad scientist like myself ... D minus. He has a boom box that can admit powerful sound waves. A skateboard that can be used as a mode of fast transportation and a battering ram. And a microphone than can be used as a makeshift grappling hook and a lasso. Parappa’s got some manipulation antics like when he tricked the main bad guy in to eating more food.

Turbo: And lastly he can admit vocal sound waves even stronger then what his boom box can do. He’s Just gotta believe. He‘s got more determination then a undertale character. But unfortunately he’s made of paper, so blades, scissors and any thing sharp is bound to leave more then a paper cut. He’s a pacifist at heart but in fan war you throw those morals to the fiery pits of hell. And trust me to do it, he’s just gotta believe!

audience: you gotta do what?

Parappa: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!

Karate Joe
Deco: Karate Joe always wanted to be a soccer play, until his farther said he couldn’t leave the house till he mastered the art. So at 55 Joe still lives In his farther basement.

Turbo: Christ, wish my dad still wanted me.

Deco: Oh...sorry bout that... Joe would always be jealous of the skill possessed by his farther. However we will be using a smash concept from pizza dude man where joe can transform into different rhythm heaven characters.

Turbo: So he can turn in to a monkey, a seal, a samurai with breakneck reflexes, a robot boxer and a mole in a plane. What a resume. Anyway the robo-boxer can knock a punching bag of its hook. That takes a s##t ton of force.

Deco: Primates are surprisingly powerful. A chimpanzee can rip your face off... yeah even with this joe doesn’t have many things going for them. He may be a black belt but he still has a s#!tton of flaws.

Turbo: Like most of his forms being useless. I don’t think a forks gonna do shit against parappa! Plus he’s yet to master karate which is just sad.

Deco: while he hasn’t mastered it he’s still a threat.

karate joe performs a combo of punches to knock away various objects before finishing with a uppercut to break a crate.